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作者: halfoftheocean 时间: 2005-11-30 01:15 标题: 说说你觉得经典的台词~~

第一次看的时候居然忽略了这里... 罪过...罪过...

第一季里, Brian问Justin年龄:

对此回答完全不屑一顾...

已经开始不耐烦了...

终于...

Brian: How old are you really?
Justin: 20...19...18...
Brian: What is this, a missile launch?
Justin: 17.

这虽然只是一个小细节, 但这种美式幽默却让我更加佩服QAF的编剧,
情节不用说, 台词居然都写得这么经典,
这么一部好剧, 幸好没错过!!!

作者: sunny6501 时间: 2005-11-30 11:58 标题: 第一次和J！

I mean in bed!

作者: brigityee 时间: 2005-11-30 12:25

太多了，数不胜数啊！

作者: asdfg7777 时间: 2005-11-30 15:35

He doesn't want an ass with good taste,he wants an ass that tastes good.
这句不错哦

作者: alwaysrandy 时间: 2005-12-1 09:02

当然是屈指可数的小J发飙的那几次啦。不鸣则已，一鸣惊人啊：）

不知道为什么，还有这么一句，大概是因为是PUN所以印象深吧
Michael和Hunter“私奔”回家时：
Ben：Did you behave yourself?
Michael: He's a perfect angel.
Hunter: I'm a perfect danger.
坦白说就是从这里开始喜欢Hunter的啦

连带地也就想到也是那次BM之间的对话了：
Brian:"You're pathetic. So is this car."
"How do I look "
Micheal: "A million bulks."
Brian:"Don't say what I'm sure."
Micheal: "Ten."
偶就喜欢大叔这种调调：）

PS：同意1楼，"What is it ? A missile launch?"暴笑的说。

[ Last edited by alwaysrandy on 2005-12-3 at 13:45 ]

作者: 蓝非 时间: 2005-12-19 19:38

忘了第几集了
在讨论各自的梦想时
Brian说:"MY DREAM IS......ONE DAY TO KNOW WHAT MY DREAM IS."
这句话太妙啦!

作者: bennyk 时间: 2005-12-19 23:47

I'm a perfect danger.

作者: GALE 时间: 2005-12-20 05:06

在brian要去纽约前对Justin说的话，他要JUSTIN出了门就不要在回头的那几句台词

作者: tuuuuu 时间: 2005-12-20 05:26

不能再以讹传讹了， 401 里面 hunter 说的是 “ I am a perfect angel” ,是在重复Michael 的话，他的 perfect 的 t 发得爆破了，听起来像 d，尾音也比较明显是 /l/,
那一集的翻译有好些地方有问题。不然可以去翻一下子下载区的英文字幕。

作者: halfoftheocean 时间: 2005-12-20 09:16

原来说的是“ I am a perfect angel”啊，
感觉8楼的说的“I'm a perfect danger.” 更震撼哪～～
很符合Hunter的性格。

作者: monster 时间: 2005-12-20 15:23

Originally posted by 蓝非 at 2005-12-19 07:38 PM:
忘了第几集了
在讨论各自的梦想时
Brian说:"MY DREAM IS......ONE DAY TO KNOW WHAT MY DREAM IS."
这句话太妙啦!

这句话好像是michael说的

pride之前：
brian: we all have different ways to celebrate. some people take it to the street.
ted: some people take it to the sheet.

还有brian吃了justin和michael从中国药店买回来的药以后感觉不错，去babylon找justinl两个人在backroom的时候说的：
brian: just want to say that God gave me a second chance, i dont want to blow it. but..you feel free to.....~~~!!!em28em08

作者: monster 时间: 2005-12-20 15:24

Originally posted by 蓝非 at 2005-12-19 07:38 PM:
忘了第几集了
在讨论各自的梦想时
Brian说:"MY DREAM IS......ONE DAY TO KNOW WHAT MY DREAM IS."
这句话太妙啦!

作者: oidpaper 时间: 2005-12-20 16:07

BRIAN说,上帝算什么,茫茫宇宙中就我们知道他的存在,没有我们他什么也不是

作者: dada819 时间: 2005-12-20 16:30

BRIAN对JUSTIN说:这个世界上的异性恋只有两种:一是当着你的面骂,另外一种就是背着你骂.

作者: 太阳王传说 时间: 2005-12-20 19:20

当然是第一句`````````太经典了``````

作者: liancarter 时间: 2005-12-20 20:27

brian always said 'you are so pathetic'

deb's most classic line is 'sunshine'

as to justin, i like his performance in episode 8, season3, where he said these to brian,' if you had any fucking Brians at all, you would not let me leave. you'd have told have told me that you loved me, and you'd go on loving even i left'
~~~~~cool. jus is so adorable!

and mikey, he was the guy who could easily tell other people the word ' i love you' and then broke up with the 'lucky guy', for example david

emmet 'fabulous'

ted 'i want to be brian'

作者: 幸之雾 时间: 2005-12-20 20:31

Originally posted by oidpaper at 2005-12-20 16:07:
BRIAN说,上帝算什么,茫茫宇宙中就我们知道他的存在,没有我们他什么也不是

我也很喜欢这一句很有禅宗的味道
“他们是谁？没有我哪来的他们！”

作者: liancarter 时间: 2005-12-20 21:06

当em加入组织去see the light，ted说了一番话我觉得颇有道理

‘上帝是不会犯错的。他希望的你就是现在的你。所以不要迷失who you are'

基督徒们，如果你们反对歧视同性恋，那么你们就是在认为上帝的决定是错误的。

哈哈~~~

好聪明的ted

作者: halfoftheocean 时间: 2005-12-20 22:20

Originally posted by oidpaper at 2005-12-20 16:07:
BRIAN说,上帝算什么,茫茫宇宙中就我们知道他的存在,没有我们他什么也不是

em08

这么强的话，我居然不记得了，罪过罪过～～

太强了，不愧是Brian呀！！

还有那个什么Lignt的，记得当时Michael和Ted去看Emmett的时候，
谁说了一句，觉得the light is turned off，笑死偶了！！

作者: cora 时间: 2005-12-20 23:56

117 watching slide show
it's french...we're frenching >_<

220 brian and michael at comic book store
i love you.
me too.
always have.
and always will.

作者: rapunzel柳 时间: 2005-12-23 22:17

楼上的这段“Always have.Always will”在109和509里面也出现过。

作者: hear 时间: 2006-3-16 10:17

BRIAN 茫茫宇宙中就我们知道他的存在,没有我们他什么也不是
brian和 micky展示友情的话
brian：好多人跟我搭讪呢不幸的事都是想要我精子的拉拉

作者: leannhung 时间: 2006-3-16 18:00

"There's nothing noble about being poor."
B大是原創，後來Ethan跟Justin各引用了一次:)

[ 本帖最后由 leannhung 于 2006-3-16 18:02 编辑 ]

作者: bbmqaf 时间: 2006-5-21 00:19

原帖由 halfoftheocean 于 2005-11-30 01:15 发表
第一次看的时候居然忽略了这里... 罪过...罪过...

第一季里, Brian问Justin年龄:

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令人佩服的美式幽默

作者: qqqq2046 时间: 2006-6-26 17:26

Memorable Quotes from
"Queer as Folk" (2000)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0262985/quotes

Michael: What's wrong with here?
Brian: I've had everyone in here.

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Justin: I'm not a child. I'm turning 18 soon. That means I can vote, and get married, and join the army.
Emmett: Hopefully not on the same day.

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Justin: Bed rest is an important part of every recovery.
Ted: Thank you, Doogie Howser.

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Ted: I could fix you up with my sister... Only, she looks like me in a dress.

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Debbie: If I have to watch Martha Stewart make one more goddamn thing out of goat cheese, I'm going to kill myself.
Vic: AMC has a Joan Crawford festival all week.
Debbie: Nobody's that gay.

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Debbie: Hi, honey. What are you doing here?
Michael: Uncle Vic asked me to bring some rope to tie you down.
Debbie: Kinky.

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Brian: It's not lying if they make you lie. If the only truth they can accept is their own.

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Emmett: It's pathetic. My screen name has more fun than I do.

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Brian: What are you doing?
Justin: Giving my friend Daphne a tour of your house.
Brian: This isn't the White House. George Washington hasn't slept here.
Justin: He's the only guy who hasn't.

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Melanie: Your screwing everything that moves is your finest quality and our best defense.

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Emmett: A song and a snack can turn any moment into an occasion.

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Mysterious Marilyn: God writes the script, sweetie. I just say the lines.

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Melanie: What are you? Mr. Teflon? Shit just never sticks to you.

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Emmett: My flame has been rekindled and is burning brighter than ever.

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Michael: Seeing them in their beautiful home with their new baby and their arms around each other, I wished for a moment that I too could be a lesbian. But then I remembered that I'd have to eat pussy, so I said forget it.

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Michael: Being there that day I realized how different men and women are, and I don't think it has anything to do with being gay or straight. It's that, the way I see it, women know how to commit to each other, men don't. At least, not the men I know.

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Michael: I read some place...
Brian: Where? Marvel Comics?
Michael: ...that infants respond to things even while still in the womb. For instance, tension and discord affect them adversely, while playing Mozart and stuff like that makes 'em super smart.
Brian: Well how do you think listening to the sound of two dikes go down on each other for the past nine months has affected him. Christ, he'll probably grow up to be straight.
Michael: All the more reason why he needs his dad

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Emmett: I was talking to Dungeon Master Don, who wants to mummify me - have you noticed that the world's getting weirder?

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Emmett: Why do I always give my heart away to trash?
Brian: Because you want to see it in the dumpster.

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Brian: Are you coming or going? Or coming, and then going? Or coming and staying?

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[On why Lindsay's WASP parents won't help pay for their wedding]
Melanie: You're a dyke, you're marrying a Jew, and you're a registered Democrat. Need I say more?

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Brian: He stole all my clothes. I'm suspecting gay-on-gay crime here.
Lindsay: It wouldn't surprise me. You've had more visitors than Disney World.

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Michael: Have you ever been on a date?
Brian: One. I ended up fucking the waiter.

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Brian: I don't believe in love, I believe in fucking. It's honest, it's efficient - you get in and out with a maximum of pleasure and a minimum of bullshit.

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Brian: Come on, Mikey, let's fly, like in those comic books. I am Superman. I'll show you the world.
Michael: Why am I always Lois Lane?

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Michael: I think the artist has taken some liberties.
Brian: It's a perfect likeness.
Michael: Come on, it was never that big.
Brian: Hey, you haven't seen it in a long time.
Michael: I haven't seen "Gone With The Wind" in a long time either, but I know it's still three and half hours long.

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Michael: I don't wanna be a saint. I wanna be a ruthless, heartless shit who fucks whoever he wants without conscience or remorse.
Brian: I'm sorry, that position's already been filled.

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Justin: I've just seen the face of God. His name's Brian Kinney.

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Justin: This was the best night of my life.
Brian: Even if it was ridiculously romantic.

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Brian: [to Craig Taylor] So in other words, for Justin to live here with you, he has to deny who he is... what he thinks... and how he feels. Well, that's not love. That's hate.

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Justin: [to his father] If you wanna hit me go right ahead. Because I'm not gonna cry like some little faggot. And if you wanna send me off to boarding school that's fine too. Because I bet more butt fucking goes on in boarding schools than in the back room of Babylon. But whatever you do, it doesn't matter. Because I'll still be your queer son.

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Emmett: You're just jealous because we have what you don't.
Brian: Anal warts?

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Brian: Don't get yourself all worked up.
Michael: I'm half Italian and half drag queen. I'm allowed to get worked up.

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Ted: [on dating a guy who's HIV positive] It's like playing with fire. I mean... what if a condom breaks? Or he's flossing his teeth and his gums bleed?
Brian: Or he shoots off his load and you're bending over to tie your shoe and it accidentally flies up your ass...

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Emmett: I haven't seen so many dogs since 101 Dalmatians.

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Michael Charles Novotny: You fucked a murderer?
Hunter: What's the big deal? I used a condom.
Brian Kinney: [to Michael] Well, your safe sex lecture paid off.

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[after Michael informs Hunter that Brian already has a boyfriend]
Hunter: You do?
Brian Kinney: In a non-defined, non-conventional way, yeah.

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[Michael and Hunter argue about Hunter's 'job' as a hustler]
Michael Charles Novotny: This guy could have killed you.
Hunter: They all could.
Michael Charles Novotny: Well, if you know that why do you do it?
Hunter: I have low self-esteem. I was sexualized at too early an age. It's exciting, fun, and a great way to make non-reportable income.
Michael Charles Novotny: I would like an honest answer, smart-ass.
Brian Kinney: He just gave you one.

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Mel: I said Brian is not the person you want responsible for your life. He's a selfish, narcisistic, little, fucking faggot. And let me tell you something, it's not because you suck cock. It's because you're a little fucking coward.

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Daphne: Didn't it hurt?
Justin: At first I felt like someone was shoving a broom up there.

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Michael: That's where I know you from... From the White party... You gave me crabs.

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Brian: Why don't you find yourself some nice fuzzy lezzy with a therapist license and work it out.

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Brian: How do I look?
Justin: Great... You always look great.

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Ted: I took viagra last night. It's been 18 hours and it won't go down. What am I going to do?
Emmett: Have you tried soaking it?
Lindsay: How about a cold shower?
Brian: How about scaring it?
Justin: That's hiccups.
Brian: Boo.
Ted: Thank you all for caring.
Melanie: What about something that would completely turn you off?
Brian: That's a great idea, why don't you two show him your tits

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Justin: I like dick. I wanna get fucked by dick. I wanna suck dick. I like sucking dick, and I'm good at it too.

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Justin: Well listen up, now that your hearing has returned... This queer says "FUCK YOU".

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Justin: Welcome to the real world Daph... Nobody gives a shit about a Gay-Straight Alliance.

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Emmett: Pink champagne... yeah, uh, that's too nelly, even for me.

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Debbie: Well, if it isn't the man behind the asshole.
Michael: Brian's always behind the asshole.

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Daphne: I'm not a lesbian, but I'm a big fan.

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Brian: "How old are you really?",
Justin: 20, 19, 18,
Brian: What is this, a missile launch?
Justin: "17".

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Daphne: I'm not the one who got weird. Ever since you met Brian, you've become this totally different person. You go out with him all the time to bars and clubs. It's like I don't even know you.

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Brian: Hetero's one... Homo's nothing.

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Michael: Brian doesn't do boyfriends.

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Michael: Brian is a selfish prick. He doesn't care about anyone but himself.

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Melanie: Brian... I know what its like. His manipulations.

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Justin: Aren't you shocked?
Daphne: Not Really. I kinda figured that you were you know.

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Debbie: You've got to keep your strength up, sunshine. You can't cruise all night on an empty stomach.

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Ted: The problem with perfection is its inability to recognize anything less perfect than itself.

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Brian: So, Dawson, how are things at the Creek?

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Michael: So, everybody knows you don't have sex with your friends.
Ted: Oh, right! Sex is something you only have with complete strangers, yeah, people you will never see again - unless you just bump into them on the street, but never with someone you might actually give a shit about.
[pause]
Ted: Who made up these crazy rules, anyway, huh?
Michael: Beats me, let's go have a drink.

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Brian: I want it to be you
Michael: What?
Brian: I want it to be you. I'll put it in writing.
Michael: I want it to be you, too. You pull my plug.
Brian: And you pull mine.

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Brian Kinney: This used to be such a magical kingdom, full of sprites and fairies.
Justin: Now it's like watching the Wizard of Oz in reverse.
Brian Kinney: Cops in the streets, cops in the bars, cops in the clubs. It's fucking depressing!
Justin: Unless you're into cops.

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Michael Charles Novotny: I don't know how you do it, working all day, fucking all night.
Brian Kinney: Well they say in the vast emptiness of space, the faster you move, the slower you age. I have to believe the same holds true for Pittsburgh. You care to join me?
Michael Charles Novotny: You'll have to stay forever young without me.
Brian Kinney: I understand, you're in a committed relationship with your, what is that hideous expression? Significant other? Loser.

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Justin: He loves me.
Brian Kinney: Your dreamy-eyed school boy.
Justin: In ways that you can't.
Brian Kinney: In ways that I won't.

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Brian Kinney: As usual, objectivity falls to me... Think: you don't really want me there, do you? I have to be chemically dependent just to show up. I'll be drunk, I'll be bored, not to mention better looking than the brides. I'll offend all the dykes. I'll heckle the ceremony. Table dance at the reception, and inevitably fuck every good looking guy - gay, straight or undecided - in the place. Finally, I'll pass out naked, bitching about the cheap booze. You'll lose your dignity, friends and shirts paying for the damages. Hell! I'm doing you a favor getting out of town.

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Brian Kinney: You stupid little twat, never let anyone fuck you without a condom.
Justin: You're not just anyone.
Brian Kinney: Yeah, I'm sure that's what Ben thought about the guy who infected him. Put it on me... I want you safe. I want you around for a long time.

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Justin: [talking about Lindsay] She must have really wanted a kid.
Brian: Most women do.
Justin: Even lesbians?
Brian: Lesbians ARE women... sort of.

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Emmett: If you ask me, nobody makes a better woman than a gay man.

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Emmett: I prefer to think of them all as lunatics. Except for Aunt Lulah, who was supposed to be the crazy one. She was my only friend.

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Michael: When you spend your entire life keeping it a secret... who you really are. You learn to stop trusting people and it becomes second nature.

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Michael: ...in ways that maybe no one intended, those superheroes were a lot like me. At work they're meek, underappreciated... they're the guys that never get laid. And when they're around other people, they can never let anyone get too close for fear that their true identities will be discovered.

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Debbie: A leopard can't change his stripes and neither can a queer.

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Debbie: Article fourteen of the Super Mom handbook says no kicking assholes when they're down. They'd take away my halo.

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Debbie: You get my tits in a knot, Sunshine, and you're gonna be in deep shit.

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Debbie: I'm biting my tongue so hard I'm tasting blood.

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Melanie: There's no fucking way Brian Kinney's fucking sperm are doing the breaststroke in my fallopian tube.

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Michael: I want you to know what you're doing really sucks.
Brian: Oh Christ, not you too. Look, Stockwell's just stirring shit up. Once he gets elected this will all blow over.
Michael: You think it's going to blow over for Ted?
Brian: Um, Ted fucked up. That's not my problem.
Michael: Mom's right, you don't care about anyone but yourself.
Brian: Well if I don't who will, you know? Stockwell and his supporters are my first class ticket out of this second-rate, second-class-Burg.
Michael: What about about you're 'second-rate' friends?
Brian: When I'm on the 99th floor of my new office in New York, this will all seem like a distant memory.
Michael: Fine. Go.
[starts to leave]
Michael: Take Justin with you.
Brian: Wait, you didn't let me finish. It'll all seem like a distant memory except for you. Because no matter where I go or who I'm with. I'll always love you.
Michael: Bullshit.
Brian: It's not bullshit.
[He kisses Michael on the forehead]

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Brian: Do you know what I remember from high school?
Michael: That time in Biology when you beat off in a test tube and tried to call it your science experiment?
Brian: Food. There was always lots of food at your house.
Michael: Well, that's an Italian thing. And there was always lots of booze at your house.
Brian: That's an Irish thing.

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Michael: [about the casting of the lead character of his comic book] Well, I heard straight actors won't take gay roles.

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Emmett: [on coming out] Why tell anyone? Why lose everything when it can just be your little secret? You see, it was different for me. Everyone could tell who I was from the start and it didn't make my life any easier. I've been beaten up, cursed at, spit on, ignored... but in a way it was worth it. Because I have never had to live a lie and I'm not about to start now. Not for you, not for anyone.

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Emmett: What kind of homosexual are you?
Brian: The kind that fucks men.

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[Brian's looking at his car]
Brian: This is like that time in 7th grade when I lent you my brand new 10-speed and when you brought it back my front fender was crushed, my seat was torn...
Michael: I was hit by a bus!

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[walking up to a drunk Emmett]
Justin: We're going to Babylon. You wanna come?
Emmett: I'm not really in the mood for men or muscles or music... I'd rather stay here, get shit-faced.
Brian: You passed shit-faced about 10 miles back.
Emmett: So I've had a few cocktails. Does that qualify me for rehab? Besides, I've already been there.
Justin: Did you see Ted?
Emmett: And you'll never guess who's there with him.
Brian: Liza?
Justin: Robert Downey, Jr.?
Brian: Ben Affleck?
Justin: Matthew Perry?

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Brian: Basic rule of advertising and eternal damnation: Once you sell your soul to the devil, he holds the copyright.

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Debbie: So, how was your last trick?
Emmett: Mmm, big dick. Teeny Brian.
Debbie: The best kind!

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Debbie: Out of my way or I'll punch you out.
Vic: Your doctor told you not to exert yourself.
Debbie: Well fuck 'em! I punched you out when you were a kid, and I can punch you out now!

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[about Gus]
Lindsay: Isn't he a little young for James Dean?
Brian: Well you don't want him watching The Teletubbies. Might make him gay.

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[looking at Melanie's ultra-sound]
Michael: Holy shit! Would you check out the dick on this kid?
Lindsay: The's the umbilical cord.
Melanie: Besides, you can't tell from this if it's a boy or girl. Although something tells me a princess is on the way.
Michael: Well, it's Ok with me if he's gay.

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Michael: You can't open someone else's mail. It's a federal offense.
Hunter: I can see it now: I'm on Death Row awaiting a lethal injection. This mass murderer who killed 48 babies and ate them asks me what I'm being executed for. I say, "Opening Ben's letter."

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Brian: We're queer. We don't need marriage. We don't need the sanction of dickless politicians and pederast priests. We fuck who we want to, when we want to. That is our God-given right.
Michael: But it is also our God-given right to have everything that straight people have. Because we're every bit as much human as they are.

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Debbie: There is an alternative to going out in a blaze of glory, and that's giving 'em all the big 'Fuck you.'

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Emmett: Teddy, how many of those power bars have you had?
Ted: [shrug] Who's counting?
Emmett: I am. That's your fourth. Do you know the number of carbs in those things, not to mention the calories?
Ted: So I'll burn 'em off.
Emmett: Honey, you'd have to go up in flames.

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[Brian tells Ted he plans to buy Babylon]
Brian: I want it!
Ted: Oh, you want it! What for?
Brian: I gotta keep the boys off the street at night. I gotta provide them with a warm, friendly environment in which to use illegal substances and have promiscuous sex - safely, of course.
Ted: Noble sentiment. But investment-wise, not very practical.
Brian: And what would be practical, Theodore? To get married? And move to the suburbs? And become a home-lovin', child-raisin', God-fearin' imitation heterosexual? And for what? So that I can become another dead soul, goin' to the mall, droppin' my kids off at school, and having barbecues in the backyard? That's *their* death. Not mine. I'm a cock-sucker! I'm queer! And to anyone who takes pity or offense, I say, "judge yourself." This is where I live. This is who I am.

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[Brian's just about to re-open Babylon]
Brian: I haven't had this much fun with a toy since my Erector Set!
Emmett: My parents couldn't afford an Erector Set. So I decided to play with the one God gave me.

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Brian: When did you change?
Michael: What?
Brian: When did you become this pious, sanctimonious, judgmental twit?
Michael: The point is not when did I change, the point is why haven't you? When are you gonna stop being some over-the-hill club boy and grow up?
Brian: Oh, so now I'm the object of your disapproval, too. You and the Nutty Professor get married, in fucking Canada! You move to Stepford Avenue with all the other ersatz heterosexuals, and suddenly that gives you the right to make pronouncements on everybody else's life? Well, welcome to the other side of your perfect marriage, Mikey. It's called gay divorce. Fags and dykes can fuck up their lives just like the rest of the world.

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Debbie: My good ring just fell behind the fridge!
Michael: Your *good* ring?
Debbie: Yeah, the one I got on the TV show.
Vic: From the Joan Rivers Collection.
Debbie: And don't say a fucking thing about her. I like that she's got a big, dirty mouth that gets her in trouble.

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Emmett: My intuition tells me things are not going to go well tonight.
Ted: Well, your intuition also told you Madonna was going to win an Oscar for "Evita."
Emmett: She *so* deserved it.

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Mel: Don't fuck with Mother Nature, huh? Well, I'm here to tell her, don't fuck with me!

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Debbie: Well, as far as I'm concerned, it ain't over until the... slightly-overweight-but-still-working-on-it lady sings.

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Debbie: A word of advice, my sweet Emmett - mourn the losses because they are many. But celebrate the victories because they are few.

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Brian: [shows Lindsay a poster] Blue Rooster. The chicken chain. They need a campaign for their new 16-ounce sandwich. How do ya like, "When You're Hungry For A Big Cock!"?
[Lindsay blankly stares]
Brian: Yeah, they didn't like it either.

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Brian: I'm sure there are millions of faggots who'd love nothing more than to walk the straight-and-narrow, but I'd sooner die than see Liberty Avenue homogenized and de-homo-ized.

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Brian: Sunshine, how did I ever get along without you?
Justin: You didn't.

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[there is a huge line outside Babylon]
Emmett: Brian must be giving blow jobs to get customers. Honestly, he has no shame.

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[doing his Queer Guy segment on the news]
Emmett: Hi. I'm Emmett Honeycutt, your Queer Guy. And certified member of the 4-F Club. That's fashion, food, furnishings, and
[chuckles]
Emmett: we'll save the last F for cable.

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Melanie: [about passing baby J.R. around] If you would've listened to me and done what I said, we wouldn't be playing this game of, "Baby, Baby, Who's Got The Baby?".
Lindsay: That's what's killing you, isn't it? It has nothing to do with the baby or the custody agreement. It has to do with you, Melanie Marcus, not getting her way, not having complete control over everything. Well, tough shit, ya don't!

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Monty: Which one of you is the gardener and which one's the chef?
Justin: I really like cooking.
Brian: And I love planting my seed in some hole...
[everyone looks at him strangely]
Brian: ...in the ground.

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Brian: [about Monty and Eli thinking Babylon is trashy] So many couples I speak to these days feel that way. That's why I'm starting Monogamous Mondays.

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[Ted is just about to have plastic surgery, and he has lines and arrows drawn all over his face]
Ted: Look at me! I look like a cow chart in the butcher shop!

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[having just come home from the hospital after hitting his head during a swim meet]
Hunter: Two hours for a fuckin' Band-Aid. Good thing I wasn't decapitated or I'd be sitting in that goddamn Emergency Room holding my head all night.

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Lindsay: He's been saying "Dada" all morning.
Brian: So he's developed an interest in German surrealism...

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Michael: Rather than missing what used to be, I look forward to what's yet to be.

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Brian: Good evening, twats.
Emmett: Would you kindly refrain from using derogatory references to women, since they represent half my fan base.
Brian: Have any hermaphrodites?
Emmett: I don't think so.
Brian: Good. Go fuck yourself.

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Emmett: Do you think I'm physically attractive? Sexy?
Debbie: Keeping in mind that I'm a heterosexual woman of a certain age, and you're queer as they come - fuck, yeah.

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[talking about Hunter leaving]
Michael: He was determined to leave so he left. There wasn't anything we could've done to stop him. Why are you beating yourself up over it?
Ben: Because he was my blood. You still have a healthy baby daughter, Michael. She'll be loved, sent to a good school, raised in a world where she'll have every chance, every opportunity. Not like Hunter who had nothing. Less than nothing. I wanted to give him all those things he never had.
Michael: So did I
Ben: But I failed.
Michael: You didn't fail.
Ben: Yes I did. I did fail.
Michael: We gave him a home, everything we could of ourselves to make him part of our family.
Ben: Then why isn't he still here?

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Emmett: Apparently Pittsburgh is not ready to handle the fact that not only are queers anatomically corrrect, but they actually use all their parts.

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Troy: Fucking losers! They just don't get it, do they? These guys, I feel sorry for them. I can't help it, it's my nature. So out of the goodness of my heart, I have sex with them, give them something to remember for a rainy day. But it's never enough. They're pitiful. Fucking pitiful.
Ted: I know what you mean... I was one of them.
Troy: What? You're hot.
Ted: You didn't think so then. Pride, 2002.
Troy: Thought there was something familiar about you.
Ted: Yeah, I was one of your pity fucks. A fact you made painfully clear. Well, guess what? Now you're mine.

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[Ben opens the front door]
Ben: Brian!
Brian: Excellent, Professor. You recognize the subject and can identify him by name.
Ben: We've gone to bed.
Brian: That's right, I forgot. The Stepford Husbands turn in early!

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[about Justin leaving]
Brian: You infected him, with your petty, bourgois, mediocre, conformist, assimilationist life! Thanks to you he's got visions - babies, weddings, white picket fences - dancing in his blond little head.
Michael: And you think *I* put them there?
Brian: Before you and your husband tied the noose around your necks he was perfectly happy! But now, he's a defector, just like the rest of you!
Michael: He was never perfectly happy! Waiting for years for you to say "I love you, you're the only one I want."
Brian: That's *not* who I am!
Michael: Don't we all know!

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[Ted's trying to get Brian to talk about losing both Michael and Justin]
Ted: You can't fool me. You gotta free yourself of this burden. Release it. Let it all hang out.
Brian: My mother was a frigid bitch. My father was an abusive drunk. They had a hateful marriage, which is probably why I am unwilling or unable to form a committed long-term relationship of my own. The fact that I drink like a fish, abuse drugs, and have more or less redefined promiscuity doesn't help, much. As a result, I've lost the two people in my life that mean most to me.

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Emmett: [talking to himself] Emm, don't be such a scaredy queen. No-one's stalking you. Why would anybody stalk you? Just because you're on the Channel 5 news, and everybody adores the Queer Guy. And of course there is the undeniable fact that you have an awesome ass.

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[after talking to homophobic people all day]
Corinne: I wanted to say, "How can you be such a bigoted, ignorant asshole and still call yourself an American?"
Melanie: What *did* President Bush say?

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[Michael says that Ben's been heartbroken since Hunter left]
Debbie: You two having sex?
Michael: Ma!

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Brian: Remember what I said to you last night?
Justin: Yes, I heard. You said you love me.
Brian: Then how about marrying me?

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Ted: The contractor just told me that Babylon will be back on its dancing feet in no time with enough insurance money left over to put in that new sound system.
Brian: That's good news. Except I've decided not to reopen the club.
Ted: What?
Brian: Babylon is history.
Ted: But it's your baby, your toy, your personal playground.
Brian: Well, now it's a battleground.
Ted: What are you gonna do with it?
Brian: You said there're developers who wanna tear it down, put in a mini mall.
Ted: And you said you'd sooner die than see our happy homo home homogenized.
Brian: Enough people have already died. Anyway, who'd pay 20 bucks to dance in the memory of bombs and corpses?

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[at the candlelight vigil for those injured or killed in the explosion at Babylon]
Drew Boyd: I was asked to say a few words tonight. I asked "why?" They said, "Because you're a hero." A hero... Because I played football? Because after a lifetime of denial I was finally honest about who I am? I don't call that heroic. What *is* heroic is standing up for the rights you deserve, no matter what the consequences. And that's exactly what those who were injured... and who lost their lives last night were doing. Or trying to before they were stopped. But they were up against a powerful opponent - hatred. Hatred spread by those that want to deny others what's rightfully theirs. In the name of *their* God, *their* family, *their* country. I guess they forgot that America belongs to everyone.

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Melanie: I used to hate it when Brian would say, "There are two kinds of straight people in this world - the ones who hate you to your face, and the ones who hate you behind your back," because I knew that wasn't true, there are plenty of straight people who don't hate us. But the ones who do no longer have to do it behind our backs, they can do it in the White House, in the churches, on television, in the streets! Is that the kinda place we wanna live? Is that the kinda place we wanna raise our kids?

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Brian: You won't marry me. Who could blame you? I am, without a doubt, the worst candidate for marriage alive. But, conversely, that's also the reason that I'm the best candidate.
Justin: And how's that?
Brian: Because as strongly as I was opposed to the idea, now that I'm behind it, I am as fervently and passionately committed.
Justin: Uh-huh. And what changed your mind?
Brian: I finally thought of one good reason to do it.
Justin: And what is that one good reason?
Brian: To prove to the person that I love how much I love him. That I would give him anything, I would do anything, I'd be anything... to make him happy.
Justin: You're fucking unbelievable.
Brian: It's true. I am.
Justin: You, you bought this. You bought this palace.
Brian: It's for my prince. I'm also selling the loft, and the club.
Justin: Without even knowing what my answer would be?
Brian: I'm taking a chance on love.
Justin: ...Then you mean it.
Brian: I've never meant anything more.
Justin: Ok.
Brian: Ok?
Justin: Let's do it.
Brian: Say it.
Justin: Yes!
Brian: Yes what?
Justin: Yes. Yes, I will marry you. I will marry you.
[they kiss, then Brian pulls away]
Justin: What? Don't tell me you're already having second thoughts.
Brian: Not one.

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[after she's read Brian and Justin's wedding announcement]
Debbie: There's only one explanation - he must've knocked up Sunshine.

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Michael: Look, what happened between us, I just wanted to say...
Brian: Forget it. I behaved like an asshole; you behaved like a bigger one. So... you wanna be my best man?
Michael: Really?
Brian: You've always stood up for me. Why should now be any different?

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[Michael can't stand to talk about Mel and Linz moving]
Michael: I don't wanna talk about this.
Brian: Fine, let's talk about something else. What should I wear to my wedding? My mom wants me to wear the gown she wore, but, let's face it, she never had much luck.

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[Justin's making the wedding seating chart while he and Brian are talking about Gus moving]
Justin: Y'know, you amaze me. He's your son and you're acting like you don't give a shit.
Brian: They're his parents, not me. I'm just...
Justin: An uncredited guest appearance, I know. You should give yourself more credit. I see how you are when you're with him, it's like nobody else on earth exists. And the way he looks at you -
Brian: Y'know, I don't think you should seat your mom's boyfriend next to Debbie unless you're trying to scare him away.
Justin: Would you listen to me? Are you listening?
Brian: Yeah, I'm listening.
Justin: You are not your father. You love your son. Now what's it gonna take for you to admit it, another bomb?

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[Brian doesn't want Gus to move to Canada]
Brian: He's not the only one I'm going to be losing. I don't want you to go, Wendy.
Lindsay: I have to, Peter.

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Emmett: As Deb once said to me, "Em, you've been on more wieners than French's mustard."

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Michael: This is where it all began...
Brian: ... and ended.
Michael: But it's who we are. It's what made us.
Brian: Didn't you say that this was all just a cheap illusion? That outside life goes on and in here nothing ever changes?
Michael: I did say that, yes, but that was before I realized that some things aren't meant to change. Dance with me.

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[Justin walks out in his wedding tux]
Brian: Holy shit.
Justin: What?
Brian: You look...
Justin: Good? Bad? Laughable?
Brian: Beautiful.

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[at Brian's stag party]
Michael: Can I have your attention, please? I would like to offer a toast to the memory of Brian Kinney. Out-going, friendly, some would say to a fault, he never met a man he didn't like.
Ben: In his younger days, Brian dreamed of being a lawyer. He said, "I want to get innocent men off. I'll go to any length to get to the bottom of things."
Emmett: Later on in life, he devoted himself to volunteer work. It's true. If he heard that someone was laid up, or flat on his back, he'd come time and time again until they felt better.
Michael: So, now that he's gone, I'm sure that there's not a man in this room who wouldn't agree that he has left a hole that can never be filled. Here's to Brian!

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Melanie: You finally grew a heart.
Brian: Maybe you'll have the same luck growing a penis.

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[about their first night at Babylon, so many years ago]
Brian: I thought I looked pretty hot.
Michael: You did look pretty hot. ...That night I jerked off thinking about you.
Brian: Well, whaddya know. I jerked off thinking about me, too.

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[giving his speech at the Committee for Human Rights]
Michael: It's an honor to stand here today, considering a few weeks ago the doctors weren't sure I was going to make it. But I was one of the lucky ones. I'm here. And as terrifying as it was, I'd be there again to defeat a bill that would deny rights to Americans just because they're gay. I have a loving partner, two wonderful kids, a home, a small business. The truth is, I'm just like you.
[puts away prepared speech and speaks from the heart]
Michael: Actually, that's not the truth. Sure, in a lot of ways, I am just like you. I wanna be happy, I want some security, a little extra money in my pocket, but in many ways, my life is nothing like yours. Why should it be? Do we all have to have the same lives to have the same rights? I thought that diversity was what this country was all about. In the gay community, we have drag queens, leather daddies, trannies, and couples with children -- every color of the rainbow. My mother's standing way in the back with some friends. My friends. She once told me that people are like snowflakes; every one special and unique...and in the morning you have to shovel 'em off the driveway. But being different is what makes us all the same. It's what makes us family.

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Ethan: Why do you have to be so antisocial?
Justin: I'm not antisocial. I just can't stand people.

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Debbie: Do you know what MYOB stands for?
Ted, Emmett: [look blankly]
Debbie: Mind your own fucking business.
Ted: Shouldn't there be an "f" in there?
Emmett: [nods] Mmm.

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Brian: I don't want to be with someone who sacrified their life and called it love... to be with me.
Justin: Neither do I.

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Ben: Instead of being our foster son, we'd like you to be our real son. That is, if you'd like us to be your fathers.
Hunter: You mean, you wanna adopt me?
Michael: As soon as possible, in case Prop 14 passes.
[Hunter begins writing in his journal, talking aloud]
Hunter: Today Michael and Ben asked me to be their son. ...I said yes.

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[Ted and Emmett are at a ski lodge, with Ted just about to blow out his birthday candles]
Ted: Every year I always wish for the same thing -- a boyfriend. Someone to love who'll love me. This year I think I'm gonna wish for something else. The wisdom and maturity to realize that I won't find what I want by looking for it. Not expect someone else to give me what I never gave myself. That I'm not a half waiting to be made a whole. And even if that special person never comes along... I'll be just fine.
[Suddenly, Blake walks up behind Ted]
Blake Wyzecki: Ted?
Ted: Blake?!
Blake Wyzecki: I thought it was you.
Ted: What are you doing here?
Blake Wyzecki: I'm on the gay ski team. And it's gay ski week.
Ted: Right. Uh, you remember...
Blake Wyzecki: Emmett.
Emmett: Yeah, wow, what a surprise. And Teddy was just about to hang up his skis.

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Calvin: Pardon me, but aren't you Emmett Honeycutt, of the Hazelhurst, Mississippi Honeycutts?
Emmett: Why, yes I am. And you are?
Calvin: Ah...
Emmett: Oh, my God. You're Calvin Colpepper! You were on the boys' swim team in high school! I used to go to those meets just hoping your trunks would slip off.
Calvin: Oh, now...
Emmett: But I always thought you were, um...
Calvin: So did I.
Emmett: So what do you say we go back to my room and reminisce about old times?
Calvin: There's not that much to reminisce about.
Emmett: I know.

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[just as Mel and Linz are leaving for Canada]
Debbie: Hold it. I don't care where you're going and I don't care what you're doing, but you better get your asses back here every Thanksgiving, Christmas, Fourth of July, Chanukah, and Mother's Day. Cos you know how I feel about family.
Melanie: We wouldn't be one without you, Deb.

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Lindsay: You'll be all right?
Brian: Wiffout you cwazy wesbians?
Lindsay: I meant Justin.
Brian: He's a selfish prick. Thinks only of himself.
Lindsay: You taught him well. ...I know. I'm sorry. No apologies.
Brian: No regrets.
[they kiss]

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[Justin's about to leave for New York]
Justin: I'll be back. And you'll come there, we're gonna see each other all the time.
Brian: You don't know that. Neither do I. Whether we see each other next week, next month, never again, it doesn't matter. It's only time.
Justin: [picking up the box that holds their wedding rings] You didn't return them?
Brian: I didn't return them.
Justin: We don't need rings or vows to prove that we love each other. We already know that.
Brian: ...You did it.
Justin: Did what?
Brian: Became the best homosexual you could possibly be.

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Michael: You'll always be young. You'll always be beautiful. You're Brian Kinney, for fuck's sake!

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Michael: If God wanted me on ice, he would have made me a vodka martini.

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Justin: [Brian has decided to move to New York] We should stop him.
Michael: Stop Brian... right. Next we can take on Starbucks.

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Hotlanta: [about Justin's Jambalaya] What you need is a teensy pinch of cayenne pepper. Give it that special kick.
Brian: He's gonna get an extra special kick, later. Now, you can either stand around here eating Jambalaya, or you can come upstairs and eat my *ass*!

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Michael: I'm sure he would go if I wanted him to.
Brian: Uh-huh.
Michael: It's true!
Brian: All right, then make sure he's there.
Michael: All right, I will.
Brian: Okay.
Michael: Okay.
Brian: Great.
Michael: Fine.

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Emmett: [a hot guy walks by at Babylon] My God... have you ever seen anything so beautiful?
Ted: Venice. At sunset.
Emmett: Well - you go down the grand canal and I'll go down on him.
[jokingly follows after guy]

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Melanie: [about Lindsay marrying Guillaume] What if he never leaves? What if he becomes a permanent fixture?
Brian: What if my aunt had balls? She'd be my uncle.

作者: iwin861225 时间: 2006-6-26 18:10

３０８復合的台詞
永遠不想聴有關小堤琴的東東

作者: Cipher 时间: 2006-6-26 19:44

小J把头发剃了那里，B摸着他的脑袋说：He's old enough to make his own mistake. 笑死我了。

作者: tonytaylor 时间: 2006-6-27 21:58

原帖由 alwaysrandy 于 2005-12-1 09:02 发表
当然是屈指可数的小J发飙的那几次啦。不鸣则已，一鸣惊人啊：）

不知道为什么，还有这么一句，大概是因为是PUN所以印象深吧
Michael和Hunter“私奔”回家时：
Ben：Did you behave yourself?
Michael: He's ...

ten哪个地方是朝搞笑的
当时就到过去看了两遍

作者: myer 时间: 2006-6-30 03:32

brian向daph打招呼用＂Ｉ　Ｆ＊＊Ｋ　ＹＯＵ＂＂ＹＯＵ　ＴＯＯ＂这里很妙

作者: 幽幽的蓝 时间: 2006-7-21 14:14

Ted:Because he made you in his image，Since God is love and God won’t make a mistake.Then you must be exactly the way he wants you to be, the way he intend you to be And that goes to every person, every plant, every mountain, every grain of sand, every song, every tear and every faggot.We are all his and he loves us all.

作者: David1900 时间: 2006-7-21 14:27

em说给那两个MS专情的partners的一句话：
MAYBE I AM A SLUT,BUT I AM An HONEST SLUT!
记不清楚他是说SLUT还是whore!不过大意是这样!
我就喜欢EM这种性格！

作者: iven410 时间: 2007-5-11 23:42

em03 我也很喜歡那一段對話，太好笑了

作者: aimebrian 时间: 2009-12-13 16:53 标题: 第一季中被B叔秒杀的两句台词~~~

101 M去B的loft 发现BJ还在卿卿我我,很恼火,B走下来贴着M耳朵说了句“it's g...reat!” 声音那个性感,表情那个魅惑啊!我当时就血崩了!!
105 B听说M要去和医生约会时,又惊又喜,搂着M说“Mickey's got a date~~~” 那份宠溺啊简直满得要溢出来...(星星眼@.@)
虽然我是BJ派,但第一季BM也有好多萌点啊!其实和B做朋友更幸福,因为可以相守一辈子,而不是恋人那样分分和和的。

作者: 小怪兽1111 时间: 2009-12-13 17:14

我更喜欢B似有似无的挑逗M在M的漫画店里

作者: 狂野的飞 时间: 2009-12-13 18:42

其实BM 有很多细腻的情感处理在第一季里有一集大叔在黛比的店里约小J 小J告诉好友说这意味着B大想念M，所以他们两个的感情是所有人都明了的如果不是小J的横空出世估计B大玩累了还得不断去折腾小M

作者: 阳光 时间: 2009-12-14 08:54

嗯，M算是B心目中特别的存在吧，包容、温暖、安定、踏实、good old days……
（相比之下，J却是有相当相当多的变数。）

作者: 鄢勿 时间: 2009-12-14 08:57

B在M心中应该永远是个不愿触碰的痛处

作者: wytgzs 时间: 2009-12-14 09:43

他们做朋友胜过做爱人

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